people will say they have adhd too then make fun of yiu for pacing stimming needing to move around asking odd questions having your tags out and losing your things…maybe youre just bad at school fam.
sex? u mean like from the austin powers movies? u know thats not a reall thing right
going to the gym scares me so much like it’s so BORING and it’s like entirely not natural at all. and Fitbits scare me like the emphasis on biometrics and “targeted weight loss” and hyper specialized machines like it smacks of ideology like I miss being 8 and getting all my physical activity from running around the schoolyard pretending to be English orphans on a quest
honestly the number of identities and flags and rhetorical positions that have been created to avoid the word ‘bisexual’ is just sad. it’s really sad. there’s no punchline to this post
Human beings be like I must create something or i will kill myself
- they will wiggle their eye stalks in excitement
- they have favorite places to sleep and favorite friends to sleep with
- they’re good for your skin so let them run around on ur face!!!
- they can feel their shells, which means they can feel u pet them (pet gently!!)
- u can help a snail with a broken shell by giving it eggshells or cuttlebones to scrape (the calcium helps them patch up!)
- they like a change of scenery and will explore all day if u change something
- absolute cuddle bugs. love to snuggle with u, with friends, with dirt
- u can hear them chew!! listen closely when u feed them….. asmr
- as distinct as snowflakes, every single one is different!! i can tell all of my snails apart easily
- babies. absolute baby children
- speaking of babies, baby garden snails are no bigger than raindrops and translucent… delicate!! keep in a separate enclosure until they’re bigger!! baby jail!!!
- some snails are shy……… kiss them. they are important
This is so sweet and I absolutely didn’t know I needed this till now
